Review- Cooking Mama 2: Dinner with Friends
Warning: The following review is a joke. It's not a serious review. If you're looking for something (moderately) serious, come back next week.
People will try to tell you there are seven circles of hell. These people evidently are ignorant and haven't heard of the eighth circle. In the business, we call this place Cooking Mama 2: Dinner with Friends. It's a place full of hatred, full of confusion and it's all commanded by a woman who can literally shoot fire out of her eyes. Welcome to hell. It fits in your pocket.
Now, the game starts in typically eerie fashion. You are given a list of commands. There is no exit button. You're locked in instantly. You can either cook for your master, perform for her family or write in your diary about how you miss your family. The smell of the real world. Not living in hell. Oh how I wish I could escape but I'm trapped. Now, you occasionally get bonuses. Get five and you are given a choice of three boxes. One leads to another domain. One gives you food. The other is a human head. Literally. You open the box and a smiling head is staring at you. I cried myself to sleep that night.
Now, there does seem to be large inconsistencies all around. For a start, minigames will verge on being ridiculously easy (pick your three favourite ice cream flavours) to impossibly hard (the boiling minigame). There is little indication whether there will be substantial difficulty but I wouldn't sweat it if the description is make space in your fridge. Also, you get ratings. You either do great and are the best human ever or you do "not bad" and Mama's eyes light on fire. It's more confusing and infrequent than the career of Nic Cage and nowhere near as entertaining.
Now, you may own this game. It could be because you have a little sister or it seemed like a funny little joke at the time but you should burn it. Not that that would do anything. I have a feeling that by burning the cartrisge, you would actually end up giving it more power. There is no escape. It's like a bad fart, but this fart wants to be your friend and show you how good it is at making pana cotta. That's why this game gets a very solid
People will try to tell you there are seven circles of hell. These people evidently are ignorant and haven't heard of the eighth circle. In the business, we call this place Cooking Mama 2: Dinner with Friends. It's a place full of hatred, full of confusion and it's all commanded by a woman who can literally shoot fire out of her eyes. Welcome to hell. It fits in your pocket.
Now, the game starts in typically eerie fashion. You are given a list of commands. There is no exit button. You're locked in instantly. You can either cook for your master, perform for her family or write in your diary about how you miss your family. The smell of the real world. Not living in hell. Oh how I wish I could escape but I'm trapped. Now, you occasionally get bonuses. Get five and you are given a choice of three boxes. One leads to another domain. One gives you food. The other is a human head. Literally. You open the box and a smiling head is staring at you. I cried myself to sleep that night.
Now, there does seem to be large inconsistencies all around. For a start, minigames will verge on being ridiculously easy (pick your three favourite ice cream flavours) to impossibly hard (the boiling minigame). There is little indication whether there will be substantial difficulty but I wouldn't sweat it if the description is make space in your fridge. Also, you get ratings. You either do great and are the best human ever or you do "not bad" and Mama's eyes light on fire. It's more confusing and infrequent than the career of Nic Cage and nowhere near as entertaining.
Now, you may own this game. It could be because you have a little sister or it seemed like a funny little joke at the time but you should burn it. Not that that would do anything. I have a feeling that by burning the cartrisge, you would actually end up giving it more power. There is no escape. It's like a bad fart, but this fart wants to be your friend and show you how good it is at making pana cotta. That's why this game gets a very solid
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