Top 7- Worst films to watch with your parents
In honour of Mothers Day this Sunday, let's celebrate with a whole load of films that, while not necessary bad, should be watched alone or with mates. So, do the dutiful Mothers day gift/card charade and then hide away from your parents to watch these quality/pretty unsuitable films. Let the uncomfortableness commence.
7. Her
Her is actually a really good film and one that I'd really recommend. What I would not recommend is watching this with your parents. It's a film about how people fall in love with their phones and computers and while this may explain a lot to your parents, it could also freak them out a lot. For someone to want to go as far as having sex with their phone is a pretty odd concept and it's not a great one to grapple with next to your parents. Also, the phone sex scene with the cat lover lady. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about and why you could never watch this with anyone else, let alone your parents.
6. Basic Instinct
The interview scene. Need I say more? It's an erotic thriller and it's famous for showing the world what Sharon Stone's vagina looks like. Don't watch it with your parents.
5. Fifty Shades of Grey
There is one key reason you shouldn't watch this film with your parents. This is mummy porn. The only person who may get any enjoyment from it would be your mum. Plus, it's not a good film. It's already one of this year's worst reviewed films so as well as being uncomfortable and surrounded by house wives, you would gain no slight enjoyment from the film. I would also like to point out that by seeing it, you'd basically be telling movie studios "Yes, I'm happy to pay you to make total trash and will likely watch the next ones". So don't watch this film. At all. Especially not with your parents.
4. Team America: World Police
I don't know why you would ever see this with your parents when you can clearly read that this film is "From the creators of South Park". Admittedly, I saw Book of Mormon with my grandparents so I can't really comment on this. Anyhow, you'll soon realize the error of your ways as they launch into the song "Everyone has AIDS" or you hear the terrorist's voices or the puppet sex scene. Once you've seen puppets defecate on each other during sex, you've seen it all. Unfortunately, you'll have seen it all with your parents. Bad move.
3. Borat
You may have heard of Borat. It features a man going round America being racist, homophobic and "making hand parties over Pamela Amderson". All of these are bad things to watch with your parents. These are all eclipsed by the naked wrestling scene. Yeah, there are black bars to cover the nasty stuff. But it's still there. You will forever have been the guy who watched two naked men wrestling with your parents. Don't be that person.
2. Under The Skin
I love this film. I really do. But it's an uncomfortable watch. No spoilers here but it's really damn weird. I felt uncomfortable watching this film alone. It's also really sexualised and incredibly dark. This all comes without warning. Plus, there's nudity and that's never a good component of a family film. This is a hard recommend normally and while I would recommend it to people who enjoy not enjoying things, I wouldn't recommend it as a group watch with anyone.
1. The Wolf of Wall Street
Where the hell do we start with this? I'm not even sure so I'm just going to list a few of the things that imdb says this film does that's very naughty.
Near-constant sexual references, and often objectification. Women are generally seen as objects. In one scene, a man sees an attractive woman and says he would have sex with her even if she were his sister.
A main character is married to his first cousin.
A man under the influence of drugs masturbates while looking at a woman in the middle of a crowded party. His genitals are briefly visible when his wife starts chasing him.
A man tells another man the necessity of masturbating in the workplace.
A man snorts cocaine off a woman's bare breasts, and from what seems to be her anus.
Prostitutes are mentioned and shown throughout the film.
A orgy takes place on a jet -- bare breasts and buttocks are seen constantly.
A woman walks in on a gay orgy and witnesses many men having sex in various positions; bare chests and thrusting visible.
A man is shown lying nude on his stomach while a woman straddles his buttocks and places a burning candle in what appears to be his anus.
A woman with a short dress spreads her legs while sitting on the floor to tease a man, also putting her hands there to masturbate, while two other men watch from a CCTV camera.
A drunk man feigns to have sex with a flight attendant against her will; he thrusts onto her from behind as she tries to push him away and kisses another woman simultaneously who also pushes him away.
7. Her
6. Basic Instinct
The interview scene. Need I say more? It's an erotic thriller and it's famous for showing the world what Sharon Stone's vagina looks like. Don't watch it with your parents.
5. Fifty Shades of Grey
There is one key reason you shouldn't watch this film with your parents. This is mummy porn. The only person who may get any enjoyment from it would be your mum. Plus, it's not a good film. It's already one of this year's worst reviewed films so as well as being uncomfortable and surrounded by house wives, you would gain no slight enjoyment from the film. I would also like to point out that by seeing it, you'd basically be telling movie studios "Yes, I'm happy to pay you to make total trash and will likely watch the next ones". So don't watch this film. At all. Especially not with your parents.
4. Team America: World Police
I don't know why you would ever see this with your parents when you can clearly read that this film is "From the creators of South Park". Admittedly, I saw Book of Mormon with my grandparents so I can't really comment on this. Anyhow, you'll soon realize the error of your ways as they launch into the song "Everyone has AIDS" or you hear the terrorist's voices or the puppet sex scene. Once you've seen puppets defecate on each other during sex, you've seen it all. Unfortunately, you'll have seen it all with your parents. Bad move.
3. Borat
You may have heard of Borat. It features a man going round America being racist, homophobic and "making hand parties over Pamela Amderson". All of these are bad things to watch with your parents. These are all eclipsed by the naked wrestling scene. Yeah, there are black bars to cover the nasty stuff. But it's still there. You will forever have been the guy who watched two naked men wrestling with your parents. Don't be that person.
2. Under The Skin
I love this film. I really do. But it's an uncomfortable watch. No spoilers here but it's really damn weird. I felt uncomfortable watching this film alone. It's also really sexualised and incredibly dark. This all comes without warning. Plus, there's nudity and that's never a good component of a family film. This is a hard recommend normally and while I would recommend it to people who enjoy not enjoying things, I wouldn't recommend it as a group watch with anyone.
1. The Wolf of Wall Street
Where the hell do we start with this? I'm not even sure so I'm just going to list a few of the things that imdb says this film does that's very naughty.
Sex & Nudity
Many sex scenes throughout with grunting and thrusting -- often with female nudity. Female breasts, buttocks and vulvae (some are shaven, some have pubic hair) are shown throughout the film. There is also male nudity, but it's less frequent.Near-constant sexual references, and often objectification. Women are generally seen as objects. In one scene, a man sees an attractive woman and says he would have sex with her even if she were his sister.
A main character is married to his first cousin.
A man under the influence of drugs masturbates while looking at a woman in the middle of a crowded party. His genitals are briefly visible when his wife starts chasing him.
A man tells another man the necessity of masturbating in the workplace.
A man snorts cocaine off a woman's bare breasts, and from what seems to be her anus.
Prostitutes are mentioned and shown throughout the film.
A orgy takes place on a jet -- bare breasts and buttocks are seen constantly.
A woman walks in on a gay orgy and witnesses many men having sex in various positions; bare chests and thrusting visible.
A man is shown lying nude on his stomach while a woman straddles his buttocks and places a burning candle in what appears to be his anus.
A woman with a short dress spreads her legs while sitting on the floor to tease a man, also putting her hands there to masturbate, while two other men watch from a CCTV camera.
A drunk man feigns to have sex with a flight attendant against her will; he thrusts onto her from behind as she tries to push him away and kisses another woman simultaneously who also pushes him away.
There is constant profanity throughout this film.
At least 506 uses of the word "f**k" and its variations, breaking the world record for most uses of the word in a (non-documentary) motion picture. 79 uses of the word "s**t" and its variations. 10 uses of the word "c*ck" and its variations. 3 uses of the word "c**t".
There is frequent drug and alcohol use throughout this film.
A man gives a lengthy monologue about how many drugs he takes with flourishes of his arms and big smiles, typical of coke users.
Several main characters are highly dependent on cocaine and quaaludes, and are shown using them very frequently.
A man is seen snorting cocaine off of a woman's breasts, and into another ones anus.
Two men smoke freebase cocaine or crack and behave ebulliently.
Cocaine and quaaludes are consumed frequently by the main characte.
The film also portrays characters drinking alcohol in many scenes.
Yeah. That's a lot of bad stuff. It's a really good film and one that's great fun if you're in the right company. I just have a funny little feeling that given the considerably sized list above, your parents may not be the right company. But hey, maybe that's just me.
At least 506 uses of the word "f**k" and its variations, breaking the world record for most uses of the word in a (non-documentary) motion picture. 79 uses of the word "s**t" and its variations. 10 uses of the word "c*ck" and its variations. 3 uses of the word "c**t".
Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
A man gives a lengthy monologue about how many drugs he takes with flourishes of his arms and big smiles, typical of coke users.
Several main characters are highly dependent on cocaine and quaaludes, and are shown using them very frequently.
A man is seen snorting cocaine off of a woman's breasts, and into another ones anus.
Two men smoke freebase cocaine or crack and behave ebulliently.
Cocaine and quaaludes are consumed frequently by the main characte.
The film also portrays characters drinking alcohol in many scenes.
Yeah. That's a lot of bad stuff. It's a really good film and one that's great fun if you're in the right company. I just have a funny little feeling that given the considerably sized list above, your parents may not be the right company. But hey, maybe that's just me.
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